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Except you need the sun for that, you idiot!!!
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[Scene opens up with Cheech, Fanboy, Chum Chum and Nancy with F&C wearing Chimp Chomp hats. They are in a line for the movie theater]
Fanboy: I can't believe our town was picked for the world premiere of Chimp Chomp: The Movie. [zoom out to reveal the theater with the movie's ad on it. Close up of the countdown clock] And tickets go on sale in only 10 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds!
Chum Chum: [pause] Hm. [looks at his watch] I have 10 hours, 5 minutes and 24 seconds. I guess my chimp must be off.
Fanboy: Oh if the Movies better than this line I don't know if I can take it, oh I'm feeling faint, quick I need a Chimp Chomp Produce
Chum Chum: We got cherry chewy chimps, Monkey Bites, and Ape Drinks.
Fanboy: Cherry Chewy Chimps, and I'll wash it down with a vanilla gorilla.
Hank: I sincerely doubt everyone is here has ten items or less.
[Just then Boog comes in and hits Hank, Kyle, Cheech, Cher, Yo, Chris and Lupe with a Chimp Chomp Hammer]
Boog: 100 points! Bop! Bop! 200 points! Bop! 400 points! there ain't no stopping this Chimp with his Bopping! [laughs]
Chum Chum: Oh I love these, their Brains squirt real fruit juice when you bite them.
[Boog eats their fruit bars]
Boog: Your Chimps been Chomped! Oh, double Chomp, bonus points! [laughs]
Fanboy: oh, look who's here, it's Boog. what brings you here for this fine evening?
Boog: Are you kidding me? Chimp Chomps my life.
Chum Chum: I thought delivering knuckle sandwiches was your life?
Boog: That's more of a hobby, but I'm thinking of going pro! [laughs]
Fanboy: Well, don't let us keep you. I'm sure you have places to go, people to shove.
Boog: Well, I was gonna cut my way to the front, but then I figured, why go looking for fresh underwear, when the wedgies are right, right here?
[Boog started giving F.B&C.C wedgies]
Boog: Hey don't struggle. it only makes it tighter. [laughs]
Fanboy: Uh are you sure you wanna stay, I saw a nice pale kid up front, and he looks like he bruised very easily.
Boog: No, I think I'll hang here, and hang you here! [laughs]
[Boog hangs Fanboy and Chum Chum until they flew up in the sky]
Chum Chum: Look now it's only 10 hours and 4 minutes and 20 seconds!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum fall to the ground]
Fanboy: I'm sure it'll fly by.
[A few minutes later Boog starts twisting Fanboy and Chum Chum]
Boog: Yeah, I wanted to audition for the role of Chimp Chomp, but the costume wouldn't fit around my buffed-out biceps.
[Boog grunts until a small muscle appears on his arm. F.B and C.C then spin like helicopter rotors and lift Boog off the ground]
Boog: Whoo! I totally got mad air! look at that!
Boog: You know I don't mean to brag. [pushes Fanboy into the ground and grabs Chum Chum] but I've been approached by some sponsors to play Chimp Chomp, professionally. But I don't know if I want to give up my amateur status. [turns Chum Chum into a ball and puts him on top of Fanboy] You know, in case Chimp Chomp becomes an Olympic sport.
[Boog hits Chum Chum until he falls into a sewer hole]
Boog: Alright! Whoo! hole in one!
[The next morning]
Boog: Now the soul is one energy in all of us.
[Boog gave Fanboy and Chum Chum wet willies]
Fanboy: Hey the big banana's at zero, tickets are on sale!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum went to get their tickets]
Lenny: Welcome to Galaxy Hills Theater, how can I help you?
Fanboy: Well Lenny, you can start by doing the Chimp Chomp dance for us.
[As Nancy, Michael and Duke look happily at their tickets, Lenny walks over to a radio to turn on some music. He starts dancing]
Lenny: Who wants a chimp? Chimp-chimp-chimp, chomp-chomp-chimp! Chimp-chimp-chimp-chimp, chomp-chomp-chomp-chomp! Chimp-chimp-chimp, chomp-chomp-chomp-chomp! Chimp-cha-chimp-cha-chimp-chomp! Oh, now my peels all sweaty.
Fanboy: Well chimping ain't easy, now two for tonight's screening.
Chum Chum: Don't forget, we need to get one for Oz.
Fanboy: Good point Chum Chum, make those three tickets.
Lenny: Here you go.
Chum Chum: Oh, our tickets.
Fanboy: Let's see how they glow in the sun!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum left, Boog came]
Boog: Don't run too far you two, I wanna flatten you into pancakes, and then get some waffles alright. yo loser, give me...
Lenny: Sorry. sold out. no more tickets. [chuckles]
Boog: What? no more tickets. where they all go?
[Hank walks by the street all of the tickets in a shopping cart]
Hank: Boy, these coupons cost an arm and a leg. But I'm sure they'll help me save money in the long run.
Boog: But—- but—- but I gotta see the Chimp Chomp Movie, Chimp Chomp is my whole life, I play it every day, even in a Plastic Bubble, can't you give me a ticket please?
Lenny: Oh sorry, they bought the last three.
Fanboy: Hey Oz.
Oz: Hey little dudes.
Fanboy: Perfect timing Oz, we got your ticket.
Oz: Oh, I got some seriously bad news, I forgot I promise to take my mom to the west Mr. Goat Show.
Mrs. Harmounian: let's got Ozwald, we got to get there early so Mitzi can mingle.
Oz: [sighs] Coming Mother.
[So Oz and his mother got on Mitzi and they left]
Chum Chum: But Oz, what do we do with your ticket?!?
[Boog suddenly came]
Boog: Hey fellas, nice to see ya, Chum Chum, you looking well, look boys here's the thing, I need you two twerps to sell me your extra ticket.
Fanboy: You didn't get a ticket?
Boog: I know it's crazy right, so what if you say if I take the..
Fanboy: Chum Chum, quick lock and loaded!
[Chum Chum locked the tickets in a safe]
Boog: Oh come on guys, I'll do anything!
Fanboy: You know Chum Chum, maybe it's all the wet willys but I think I just heard Boog say he'll do anything to get this ticket.
Chum Chum: Anything?
Boog: Anything,you want.
Fanboy: How about, EVERYTHING we want?
Boog: Only for you.
[At school, the class is sitting in their seats. Suddenly they hear Boog and turn to look at him]
Boog: Boo boo boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-boo-boo... And stuff. Hear ye, hear ye. presenting the most radical king of all that's awesomely sweet, Fanboy, and his main man, the High Duke of Funkyness, mix Master Chum Chum. There. Piece of cake.
Fanboy: Good, now the other thing.
Boog: Oh come on!
Chum Chum: Ticket, ticket, ticket.
Boog: Also, I like to make poopy in my diaper.
[Fanboy, Chum Chum, Yo, Michael, Cher, Nancy and Cheech begin laughing]
Fanboy: That's my little Boogy Boo,now here's Boogy's wittle binkie.
[Fanboy puts a pacifier on Boog, the kids laugh again]
[Outside Nancy, Michael and Cheech start playing Dodgeball. Chris gets hit in the face by a dodgeball]
Boog: Ah, the sweet smack of ball on dweeb. The humiliation of the week. The smell of fear. I love Dodgeball!
Chum Chum: No, big kids can't play.
Boog: Well, why am I here?
[Fanboy and Chum Chum use Boog as a Human Shield]
Fanboy/Chum Chum: Human Shield!
[The kids start throwing Dodgeballs at Boog]
Boog: do it for Chimp Chomp, do it for Chimp Chomp, do it for Chimp… [dodgeball in his mouth] Chomp!
[At the Frosty Mart Boog gave Fanboy and Chum some Frosty Freezy Freezes, while wearing a French Maid outfit]
Fanboy: Hmm a hour till showtime, how will we spend the time?
[Fanboy and Chum Chum stared at the Chimp Chomp machine]
Boog: Oh no, not my precious baby, nobody touches my Chimp Chomp but me!
Fanboy: It's okay Boog, why don't you stay here, and we'll go see the Movie with someone else.
Boog: Alright, but I beg you, Be gentle with her.
[Chum Chum went first]
Voice: Player one, begin. You lose.
Chum Chum: Yay!
Boog: Okay you had your fun!
[Chum Chum gave Boog the creepy smile]
Chum Chum: I want the high score!
Boog: What are you nuts, you got 3 points!
Chum Chum: I want the high score!
Boog: Okay look,980 thousand, 989 thousand, those are high scores, I know, because I earned them!
Chum Chum: I want the high score!
Boog: But the only way is to do that, is to erase my High Scores!
Fanboy: Well then if you don't do that, you can't see the movie with us.
Boog: Excuse me.
[Cut to Boog went outside the Frosty Mart and he started to freak out, jumps around, then sobbing]
Boog: I'm so sorry, Chimp Chomp!
[Boog went back inside]
Boog: Fine, step aside.
[Boog presses the Reset Final Button, until all of his high scores were gone, Boog felt a little depress now]
Boog: They're gone, they're all gone, I think… I think I'm about to cry.
[Boog started crying]
Fanboy: Here you go Boog, you earned it.
[Fanboy gave Boog the third ticket]
Chum Chum: Well, I guess we better get going, we don't want to miss the previews.
Fanboy: So should we all go together, or you want to meet us there?
[Boog started laughing evilly]
Boog: You know when I was in a plastic bubble, Chimp Chomp was all that I was good at, but now I found something else that I'm good at; bopping you guys, and that's what I'm going to do during the movie, watch Chimp Chomp and bop you at the same time!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum imagine what would happen if Boog went to the Movies with them, he would be torturing them while watching the movie]
Fanboy: Why didn't we think of that?
Chum Chum: We really shouldn't have thought of that.
Fanboy: There's only one thing to do, Chum Chum, GET THAT TICKET!
[Chum Chum took the ticket]
Fanboy: Run Chum Chum, run like the wind!
Boog: Get back here!
[Fanboy, Chum Chum and Boog started fighting over the ticket]
Lenny: Hey watch it, cut it out!
[Lenny accidentally hit Boog with the microwave]
Lenny: Moving.
[Lenny runs away, Boog looks at the clock on the microwave]
Boog: [gasps] it's seven twenty!
Fanboy/Chum Chum: WE'RE MISSING THE MOVIE!
[Boog, F.B and C.C ran to the Movie Theater, just then Yo, Nancy, Duke, Kyle, Cheech, Cher and Francine run happily out of the theater showing that the Movie was over. Michael and Chris walk out of the theatre]
Michael: Chimp Chomp Rocks! Hee-Hee! That Movie was bad! SHAMONE!
Fanboy/Chum Chum/Boog: We're too late!
Michael: That's not all you missed. Chimp Chomp was there in person, and he gave us all autographs...
Chris: Wah.
Michael: ...and Monkey Bites...
Chris: Wah.
Michael: ...and Bags of Money!
Chris: Wah.
Boog: It was one night only, and you made me miss it!
Fanboy: No, you made us miss it!
Boog: I know one thing I won't miss, your face!
[Boog and Fanboy started fighting, Chum Chum broke them up]
Chum Chum: Guys, there's only one thing we can do!
[The next night, Boog, Fanboy and Chum were first in line to wait for Chimp Chomp the Movie 2]
Boog: Only 378 more days until Chimp Chomp 2, I love sequels.
[Boog started chuckling while giving Fanboy and Chum Chum noogies]
Chum Chum: The noogies were better in the first one.
[The scene iris out to black, the episode is over]
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